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  • Czech Me Out t-shirt
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  • Protection Against Your Projection T-shirt
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  • Indie Rock-n-Roll Tshirt
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  • true crime murderino t-shirt
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  • John Malkovich T-shirt
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  • Seinfeld T-shirt Retro Dollhouse
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  • geology is gneiss t-shirt. geology rocks t-shirt.
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  • Waterbed Warehouse SNL tshirt
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  • LCD Soundsystem North American Scum t-shirt
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Welcome to Retro Dollhouse

Howdy, I'm Emily. This shop is a celebration of silly t-shirts featuring your favorite one-liners from music and movies of our past, eccentric SNL skits, and the best modern day memes.

A simple t-shirt, when styled appropriately, will only get you so far. A Retro Dollhouse t-shirt on the other hand is like wearing an inside joke that a select few will get.

Choose wisely and live boldly.

Retro Dollhouse

Eccentric vintage t-shirt inspiration for all you freaks and geeks.

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Spooky Vibes

  • bat attack t shirt. bat attack retro dollhouse. bat shirt.
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90's Vibes

  • nirvana t shirt. come as you are t shirt. 90s t shirt.
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  • clueless tshirt. retro dollhouse clueless tshirt. rollin with my homies tshirt. clueless.
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  • empire records t-shirt. It's Rex Manning Day t-shirt. Retro Dollhouse t-shirt.
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  • saved by the bell t-shirt. im so excited im so scared. 90s t shirt. retrodollhouse t shirt.
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New Age Vibes

  • alien t shirt. believe in yourself. alien retro dollhouse.
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  • moon witch. moon ritual. moon tarot. retro dollhouse.
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70's Vibes

  • disco queen t shirt. disco queen. retro dollhouse disco.
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  • i will survive. disco t shirt. 70s t shirt. gloria gaynor.
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  • ring my bell t shirt.
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Astrology Bandanas

  • Taurus Bandana - black
    $16.00
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  • Capricorn Bandana - black
    $16.00
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  • Sagittarius Bandana - black
    $16.00
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  • Scorpio Bandana - black
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  • Libra Bandana - black
    $16.00
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  • Virgo Bandana - black
    $16.00
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  • Leo Bandana - black
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  • Cancer Bandana - black
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  • Gemini Bandana - black
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  • Aries Bandana - black
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  • Pisces Bandana - black
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  • Aquarius Bandana - black
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Astrological Tank Tops

  • pisces t shirt. pisces shirt. retro dollhouse pisces.
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  • aquarius tank top. aquarius t shirt. retro dollhouse aquarius shirt.
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  • leo tank top. leo t shirt. retro dollhouse leo.
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  • capricorn tank top. capricorn t shirt. retro dollhouse capricorn.
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  • sagittarius tank top. sagittarius t shirt. retro dollhouse sagittarius.
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  • scorpio t shirt. scorpio tank top. retro dollhouse scorpio.
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  • libra tank top. libra t shirt. retro dollhouse libra.
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  • cancer tank top. retro dollhouse cancer shirt.
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  • gemini t shirt. gemini tank top. retro dollhouse gemini.
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  • Taurus t shirt. Taurus tank top. Retro Dollhouse Taurus.
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  • Aries tank top. Aries flowy tank top. RetroDollhouse Aries top.
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Crop Tops

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  • 90s print crop top. 90s crop top.
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Designed with love, by Emily

“Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn’t possibly all have good taste and a sense of humor” - Carrie Fisher, When Harry Met Sally

Ain't that the truth!