Shop Featured T-shirts
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Czech Me Out T-shirt
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Murderino T-Shirt
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Protect Your Energy T-shirt
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Glamorous, Indie Rock-n-Roll T-shirt
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Malkovich, Malkovich T-shirt
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The Alternate Side T-shirt
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Geology Rocks T-Shirt
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Waterbed Warehouse T-shirt
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We're From North America T-shirt
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Welcome to Retro Dollhouse
Howdy, I'm Emily. This shop is a celebration of silly t-shirts featuring your favorite one-liners from music and movies of our past, eccentric SNL skits, and the best modern day memes.
A simple t-shirt, when styled appropriately, will only get you so far. A Retro Dollhouse t-shirt on the other hand is like wearing an inside joke that a select few will get.
Choose wisely and live boldly.

Music Collection
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Country Western Star T-Shirt
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Punk Rock T-Shirt
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House Music T-Shirt
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New Wave T-Shirt
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Disco Dancer T-Shirt
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00's Vibes
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Best in Show T-Shirt
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90's Vibes
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Nirvana T-Shirt
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Ice Ice Baby T-Shirt
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Good Vibrations T-Shirt
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Clueless T-Shirt
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Empire Records T-Shirt
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Saved By The Bell T-Shirt
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80's Vibes
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Murder She Wrote T-Shirt
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Better Off Dead T-Shirt
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Breakfast Club T-Shirt
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70's Vibes
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Disco Queen T-Shirt
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I Will Survive T-Shirt
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Ring My Bell T-Shirt
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New Age Vibes
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Believe In Yourself T-Shirt
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Moon Witch T-Shirt
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Astrology Bandanas
Astrological Tank Tops
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Pisces Flowy Racerback Tank
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Aquarius Flowy Racerback Tank
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Leo Flowy Racerback Tank
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Virgo Flowy Racerback Tank
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Capricorn Flowy Racerback Tank
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Sagittarius Flowy Racerback Tank
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Scorpio Flowy Racerback Tank
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Libra Flowy Racerback Tank
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Cancer Flowy Racerback Tank
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Gemini Flowy Racerback Tank
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Taurus Flowy Racerback Tank
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Aries Flowy Racerback Tank
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Crop Tops
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Black Daisy 90's Crop Tee
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90's Abstract Lilac Crop Tee
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Designed with love, by Emily
“Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn’t possibly all have good taste and a sense of humor” - Carrie Fisher, When Harry Met Sally
Ain't that the truth!